Irony of Men and Women
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they
still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women,
they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for
them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one
around them, they always try their
luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with
others, they get really pissed off if
the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they
still don’t learn from their mistakes
and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a
woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they
still go out and buy expensive clothes
and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive
clothes, they never have something to
wear.
4. Although they never have something
to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress
beautifully, their clothes are always
just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are
always "just an old rag", they still
expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to
compliment them, when you do, they
don’t believe you.
