If you are a blonde, please dont get offended ok ! its pure dumb blonde joke !
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds she says, “Eighteen!”
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!” The leader says, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance.” So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?”
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, “Ninety?”
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh — everyone is disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!”
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance — What is 2 plus 2?”
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, “Four?”
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream…
“GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!”
I am watching this purely for the espionage, The trailer caught my attention when that Russian informant said these words,
R.A: "the killers name is Evelyn Salt"
E.S: "My name is Evelyn Salt"
R.A: Then you are a Russian spy
WOOOHOOO !! now thats what I call a story to die for. Ok for those who dont know what I am talking about please do look for the trailer, or visit. http://www.whoissalt.com
So yup, I already got preview tickets to the show, will let you all know if its worth watching. I am truly a sucker for espionage movie, I can name a few, The ever Classic, James Bond, Bourne Identity, The Saint, Austin Power, etc..etc.. you get me if you are a fan as well !
having trouble with one of her students in 1st
Grade class. Madam asked,’Boy. what is your
Boy answered, ‘I’m too smart for the
first-grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think
I should be in the 4th Grade!’
Madam had enough. She took the Boy to
the principal’s office. While the Boy
waited in the outer office, madam
explained to the principal what the
situation was. The principal told Madam he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the
first-grade and behave.She agreed.
the Boy was brought in and the
conditions were explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.
‘What is 3 x 3?’
‘What is 6 x 6?’
so it went with every question the principal
thought a 4th grade should know. The
principal looks at Madam and tells her,
‘I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.’
Madam says to the principal, ‘I have
some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?’ The principal and Boy
asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of’?
Boy, after a moment ‘Legs.’
Madam: ‘What is in your pants that you
have but I do not have?’
Madam: What starts with a C and ends
with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish
What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?
The principal’s eyes open really wide
and before he could stop the answer,
Boy was taking charge.
What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on
The principal’s eyes open really wide
and before he could stop the answer…
Boy.: Shake hands
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down
to get me up. I get wet before you do.
A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you’re bored.. The best man always
has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a
bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg..
Boy.: Wedding Ring
I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I
drip.. When you blow me, you feel good.
I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver.
What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Fire truck
What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
& if u don’t get it, u have to use
What is it that all men have one of it’s
longer on some men than on others, the
pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it
to his wife after they’re married?
What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping,
& is responsible for making love ?
principal breathed a sigh of relief and said
to the teacher,
‘Send this Boy to
by the end of all that I am thinking most of you guys got the answer wrong am I right ? what say you ! the boy is a Genius !
Chinese man and an English man were dining in a restaurant.
The Chinese man lifted his glass up and
made a toast to the English man, "GanBei"
(Cheers). The English man was confused but he continued eating.
This happened a fewtimes
and whenever the Chinese man wanted to drink he would always say "Gan
Bei" The English man only nodded and silently continued to drink and
Not long after, the Chinese man once again said, "Gan Bei"
whilst lifting up his glass.
This time, the English man put down his
cutlery and angrily said to the Chinese man,
"It’s all right if
you CAN’T PAY!" I’ll pay!
So just shut up"
Mothers who outsource the care of their sons to other women may be
inadvertently raising adulterers. Or so claims Dr. Dennis Friedman in a
book that has kicked up a bit of a ruckus in Britain. A Fellow of the
Royal College of Psychiatrists, the doctor argues that men become
womanizers because their mothers left them with nannies.
According to Friedman, having two women care for a baby boy may
cause his little brain to internalize the idea that there are multiple
females to meet his needs. "It introduces him to the concept of the
other woman," he said in London’s Daily Telegraph. He explicates the relationship in his book The Unsolicited Gift: Why We Do The Things We Do, which explores how a mother’s love for her offspring can determine how those children behave as adults. (See the mobile apps that make adultery easier.)
Girls are affected by nannies too. Not having her mother around
creates in the infant female a "vacuum of need," says Friedman, which
she might try to fill in later life with substance abuse or promiscuity
— presumably with those married men in her social circle who were also
raised by nannies.
But it is the thesis concerning boys that has been more
controversial. Having two maternal objects, says Friedman, "creates a
division in [the boy's] mind between the woman he knows to be his
natural mother and the woman with whom he has a real hands-on
relationship: the woman who bathes him and takes him to the park, and
with whom he feels completely at one." This dual-woman life, one for
family and one for catering to his every need, might become a set
pattern in his mind, so that when he grows up and feels like his needs
are not being met, he strays beyond the home. (See the top 10 mistresses.)
Friedman suggests mothers should not work, or if they must, should
not return to work until their children are at least 1 year old.
Critics, and many, many working mothers, quickly pointed out that he
offers no statistics for his theory (as in, exactly how many nannies
Tiger Woods must have had), nor does his proposal seem particularly
practical, since many women have little choice but either to return to
work after having children or to not feed said children. Additionally,
it rankled many women that Friedman lays the blame for men’s fidelity
issues on females. If it’s not the inattentive wife who drives a man
into another woman’s arms — it’s his inattentive mother.
It also doesn’t make developmental sense, says Dr. Jean Mercer,
professor emerita of Psychology at Richard Stockton College in New
Jersey, who specializes in infant development. "Babies don’t form
attachments solely to their mothers — they become attached also to
fathers, grandparents, nannies, child-care providers, older brothers
and sisters, or anyone else who interacts with them socially and
frequently participates in care routines like feeding and bathing."
These relationships are healthy and part of normal development. And
becoming attached to a nanny doesn’t equal becoming detached from a
mother, or that the two are interchangeable. "A nanny or other person
is added to the existing relationships most babies have."
It’s unclear how wide a cross section of society Friedman used to
draw his conclusions, but it’s possible they may have been a bit
skewed. His previous three books were explorations of the psychology of
a small but prominent group of people with powerful matriarchs and lots
and lots of nannies: the British royal family.
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a warehouse sale, with prices as low as $6. Payment by cash or NETS
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Have you recently heard of the
case where the Royalties in Malaysia had a fight between the Negri Sembilan and
the Johors at a Night club, well at first, you guys are Muslim what are you all
doing in a CLUB? ? ? Drinking? The last I
heard was a Muslim girl model was going to be caned for drinking beer, I feel sorry for that girl because she is just
a commoner, I have seen picture of those royalties drinking beer and partying
away in night club and posing immorally I have seen those pictures but I definitely
cant pose that website here anyway..
Read about Model drinking beer
so what about this monkeys. Just
because they think they are royalties they think they can do anything whipping
out a gun in public and harassing the other person, the last I read was the
Datuk who whipped out his gun in public was jailed! Read about it here
and another incident
As a matter of fact
Do read the news about how the
Negri Sembilan Royaly wants to sue the Johor Royalty for 50million , read it here first if you have not
its got to be that that exorbitant amount because if you were to charge them
based on the people of the nation which
is RM5k to RM27k maximum for a broken nose, wait for me to be rich one day and I will come
over and PUNCH that Mutha in the face and give him RM40k including tips, What
is RM30k to these @$%#$%
So that should justify the
amount, we are not talking about normal people here, they are royalties. So why
behave like kids fighting and punching and even kidnapping them into the
elevator and then suing for a large sum of money, as my friend said to me, if
you do shit you pay for it !
Birthday gift ideas for women you love?
that is really oxymoron -women you love. Firstly, you would only give
gifts to ladies whom you loved, would you give to women you hate or
even stranger (I think that is even a crime).
Anyway, it is
not easy to come out with gift ideas for women, it is tough. For guys
that have been married for some years, it is even tougher, you simply
ran out of ideas.
The thing is this, if you get her the things
she really want, you might just end out breaking a large hole in your
pocket (what is this thing about women and diamond anyway?). But, if
you get her things she do not fancy, you would break a hole in your
mind, with the constant nagging or cold war etc…
You get the picture, we all wanted the best BIRTHDAY GIFT IDEAS FOR WOMEN we love, but it is not easy. So, here I am writing this article -would I be able to help?
The first thing you must know
guys have probably got it very wrong. When the ladies told us that it
is never about the gift, they meant it. They are looking for care and
concern, so even if your gift is megre but the experience is good -they
would love it.
Key ingredients here are care and concern, and
you can achieve it with very little money, it would take some of your
Making it yourself
reason why expensive stuff are so dear to the ladies is because they
equate it with care and concern. To them, you care enough for them to
buy expensive gift and part with your money to pamper them.
if you do not want to spend half your pay on some nice looking
crystals, you might want to consider making the gift yourself.
Yes, handmade some presents. Then, you would not have to worry about BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR HER, you can handmade something anytime right?
when you handmade it, no matter how it look like, the sincerity and the
effort that you have put it into it would melt her heart.
Trust me, she would display it in the most prominent places and show off to all her friends "my darling, make it for me"…
The surprise element
spend thousands on it to get a smile from their lady and all these was
spend on one element -surprise. Yes, it is this surprise if you can
incorporate into whatever gift ideas for her, it is really deliver the
punch. It can be as simple as a treasure hunt where she
has to get the clues from her friends and ultimately lead to you and
the prize (check out this article for details of this game). Or,
even a surprise trip for her to a place where she has not been before.
Remember, it is not the place that matters, it is the effort that has
gone into the arrangement that would touch her….
Do you get it?
was never my intention to give you a step by step guide to surprising
your women or delivering the best gift. In fact, I would never be able
to do it.
The person that has this capability is YOU. You know
her best and can do the arrangement that would let her break into that
All you need to do is put in some thoughts
and follow it through. I can assure you that regardless of your gift,
she would definitely be thrilled.
How many ladies have man that would go all out to surprise them?
I don’t get myself involved in this kinda stuff but some of my friends do and they do fight, fighting is just not my vice, I remember the days when there are plenty of gangsterism around my state, It was so rampant that police have to patrol our school area to deter this gangs from recruiting new people into their so called organization. anyway surfing on youtube again I seriously got to put this 80′s fight up, check it out
I know Its not what you expected but its so gawd damm hillarious, but here are the real deal ! this one happened in China and the other one in Malaysia near Johor Bahru at DANGA BAY ! yes .. close to reality as it seems, SAMURAI SWORD boy ! The fight in China got one person killed, not sure about the JB one, maybe two ?
Ok this movie tells us about how 4 guys who recently made a trip to Las Vegas to celebrate one of the guys bachelor party, it in turns that after a short toast on the roof top turns out to be the WILDEST night they every will have, in this matter ANYONE will have, don’t think anyone can top that seriously ! but there story here is unique because they do not tell you what have happened the night, they just show you one of the friend making a phone call in the afternoon telling the bride its off cause they lost the GROOM ! no shit, he call’s the bride in a pretty shabby shape, with a bruised up face and blood everywhere, another guy had his TOOTH lost without him knowing what happend? well its a good show for short laughs, I know I did enjoy this movie and I bet you will too here is the trailer for this movie ! do catch it this weekend opening in Cinemas all over.
Do you like to read a good murder mystery? Not even Law and Order would
attempt to capture this mess. This is an unbelievable twist of fate!!!!
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS
President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal
complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story:
On March 23, 1994……. the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald
Opus, and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head.
Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to
commit suicide.. He left a note to the effect indicating his
despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted
by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him
Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had
been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some
building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to
complete his suicide the way he had planned "Ordinarily, " Dr Mills
continued, "Someone who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately
succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is
still defined as committing suicide." That Mr. Opus was shot on the way
to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because
of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a
homicide on his hands.
The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was
occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously,
and he was threatening her with a shotgun! The man was so upset that
when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the
pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to
kill subject "A" but kills subject "B" in the attempt, one is guilty of
the murder of subject "B." When confronted with the murder charge, the
old man and his wife were both adamant, and both said that they thought
the shotgun was not loaded.
The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with
the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the
killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, assuming the
gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned
up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun about six
weeks prior to the fatal accident..
It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support
and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun
threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father
would shoot his mother. Since the loader of the gun was aware of this,
he was guilty of the murder even though he didn’t actually pull the
The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.
Now comes the exquisite twist… Further investigation revealed that
the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly
despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s
murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd,
only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story
The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself. So the medical
examiner closed the case as a suicide.
A true story from Associated Press
take note of the new pricing from Traffic Police & the map of the
Traffic Police where they usually hide their Mobile Speed Camera for
NEW Price List from TP…
Price increase without further notice.
- Exceeding 1 – 20km/h = $130 + 4 demerit points.
- Exceeding 21 – 30km/h = $150 + 6 demerit points.
- Exceeding 31 – 40km/h = $180 + 8 demerit points.
- Exceeding 41 – 50km/h = >$200 + 12 demerit points + Court.
- Exceeding 51 – 60km/h = >$200 + 18 demerit points + Court.
- Exceeding >61km/h = >$200 + 24 demerit points + Court.. !
If you want to
be hero and fight the court case yourself, and you lose, you pay the
court charges yourself, which will add up to your fine. I guess the
court charges is at least $200 and above.
- Careless driving = $150 + 6 demerit Points.
- Inconsiderate Driving = $170 + 9 Demerit Points + Court.
- Dangerous Driving = >$200 + 24 Demerit Points + Court + Vehicle Compounded.
- Illegal Racing = >$200 + Vehicle Confiscate + Court.
- Fail to put Seat Belt = $120 + 3 demerit points.
- Crossing Double White lines = $130 + 4 points.
- Phone and Drive = $200 + 12 demerit point + Phone Confiscate. Do not hold your hp in your hand when you drive even with loud speaker or ear piece.
- Drink Driving
- For first offence. = Up to $5000 Fine And, or jail Term + License Suspended + Court.
- 2nd time offence = Jail term + Fine + Court.
- Making an illegal U Turn when there’s no U Turn sign = $70.
- Fail to Signal when changing lanes = $70.
- Driving at night without headlights or taillights switch on after 7pm = $30.
- No Number Plate = $70.
- Obstructed Number Plate = $70.
- Obscured Number Plate = $70.
- Number Plate of Unapproved Type = $70.
As for Demerit Point system:
Let’s say you have 0 points on 1st
January 2005, and you committed the offence of failing to Put on Seat
Belt. So now, you will have 3 demerit points and this will last for 1
Year. If during this 1 year you have no demerit points offence at all,
your 3 demerit points will be gone on 1/1/2006. But, if during this one
year, From 1/1/2005 – 1/1/2006, you committed another offence with
demerit points, your very first offence will be extended for another
year until 1/1/2007 .
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says ‘If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.’
2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,’send me a brother’….
Santa wrote back, ‘SEND ME YOUR MOTHER’….
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, ‘Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means ‘Without Information Fighting Everytime’!’
Wife replies, ‘No, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever’!!!’
4. Importance of a period
Teacher: ‘Do you know the importance of a period?’
Kid: ‘Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.’
5. Confident vs. Confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, ‘What is the difference between confident and
confidential?’ Dad says, ‘You are my son, I’m confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential! ‘
6. Anger management?
Husband: ‘When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?’
Wife: ‘I clean the toilet.’
Husband: ‘How does that help?’
Wife: ‘I use your toothbrush .’
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said ‘OK take off all your crose.’
The woman did as she was told.
‘Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.’
Again the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said ‘OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.’
So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said ‘Your probrem vewy bad. You haf
Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
Worried the woman asked anxiously ‘Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?’
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied ‘Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.’
here goes .. LAUGH OUT LOUD ! life is always about smiling and laughing ! it brings the best out of us. Dont you agree !!
Girl says: nolerr….u same age with Emoboy…but u look much much more younger! kekeke
BOy says: ER… how old is he ? do u know how old is me anot ?
Girl says: 36 right
Boy says: shoot head *DEAD* hang myself eat poison *half way dead*
Girl says: i tot u told me…
Boy says: ahahah wait .. i go blog about this (not I am blogging)
Girl says: when i told u how old is emoboy aiyooo Haha!! uncle…u so drama laaaaaa HAHAHA (see I kena accuse sommore)
Boy says: ARGH !! wait .. i go peel my blood out of the floor and wall first (picking up the pieces of my eyeball and my head from the wall) continue typing to argue that I am not 36 !!!
OH NO !! i am going to need some surgery to make me look younger !!! Recommend me a GOOD DOCTOR!!!!