You won’t believe what this boy can answer !

A teacher was
having trouble with one of her students in 1st
Grade class. Madam asked,’Boy. what is your
problem?’

Boy answered, ‘I’m too smart for the
first-grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think
I should be in the 4th Grade!’

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to
the principal’s office. While the Boy
waited in the outer office, madam
explained to the principal what the
situation was. The principal told Madam he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the
first-grade and behave.She agreed.

the Boy was brought in and the
conditions were explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.


Principal:
‘What is 3 x 3?’
Boy.: ‘9’.


Principal:
‘What is 6 x 6?’
Boy.: ’36’.


And
so it went with every question the principal
thought a 4th grade should know. The
principal looks at Madam and tells her,
‘I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.’

Madam says to the principal, ‘I have
some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?’ The principal and Boy
both agreed.

Madam
asks, ‘What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of’?

Boy, after a moment ‘Legs.’

Madam: ‘What is in your pants that you
have but I do not have?’

Boy.: ‘Pockets.’

Madam: What starts with a C and ends
with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish
liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Madam:
What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?

The principal’s eyes open really wide
and before he could stop the answer,
Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam:
What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on
three legs?

The principal’s eyes open really wide
and before he could stop the answer…
Boy.: Shake hands

Madam:
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down
to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Madam:
A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you’re bored.. The best man always
has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a
bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg..

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam:
I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I
drip.. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Madam:
I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Madam:
What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Fire truck

Madam:
What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’
& if u don’t get it, u have to use
ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Madam:
What is it that all men have one of it’s
longer on some men than on others, the
pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it
to his wife after they’re married?

Boy.: SURNAME..

Madam:
What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping,
& is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The
principal breathed a sigh of relief and said
to the teacher,

‘Send this Boy to
UNIVERSITY.


by the end of all that I am thinking most of you guys got the answer wrong am I right ? what say you ! the boy is a Genius !

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